Saw skyfall last night.

Keep wishing that I had that kinda action in my life. 

Like driving fast and shooting people and all that. 

I’d totally be a badass. 

Well, realistically I’d probably run and hide, but I like to imagine that I wouldn’t.

Tags: James bond

Statistics today followed by Nandos with the boyfriend.

Fuck statistics, I just want chicken. 

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

(via misadventuresandmasquerades)

OH MA GAWD I REALLY HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE ENOUGH!
I got a new kitten too! 
He was rescued from a field with his eye hanging out, so only has 1 eye!!!
Meet SQUINT!!!

OH MA GAWD I REALLY HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE ENOUGH!

I got a new kitten too! 

He was rescued from a field with his eye hanging out, so only has 1 eye!!!

Meet SQUINT!!!

I’ve also started doing Henna! 

This is what my life has come to as a scientist.
Dissecting 1 metre long sharks.

This is what my life has come to as a scientist.

Dissecting 1 metre long sharks.

Holy shit I’m on Tumblr again. 

It’s been a while.

I’m a bad person for that.

Bleh

Statistics may well be the death of me.

FUCK YOU P VALUES

This is me, we decided to buy these amazingly sexy hats for 1 Euro.

This is me, we decided to buy these amazingly sexy hats for 1 Euro.

Tenerife:

  • Rode a camel
  • Got lost at the bottom of an active volcano
  • Walked around a desert for a few hours
  • Caught a baby gecko
  • Saw Orcas and dolphins
  • Sunbathed and burnt my bum
  • Accidentally ate veal and almost cried
  • Also ate cactus and had splinters for DAYS AND DAYS!

Pretty amazing all in all!!

itwasgoodtobealive replied to your photo: Me in Tenerife :)

Don’t see you much round these parts these days!

Yeah I know, I’m ashamed of myself!! 

I will try to post more, just been too busy :(

theunknowing asked: your blogs needs more sexy pix of you :P

Me in Tenerife :)

Me in Tenerife :)

gadgetry:

loreleiofthesevenseas:

hamburgerjack:

moniquill:

punkrockmomjeans:

jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Whaaaaaaat.

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.

Puke? Stomach acid? Liquid fire? FIRE?

what a GOOD BIRD

Yes. All birds are good.

(via circuitbird)

Tags: birds

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